This post goes over some of the "inner workings" of Zimmerman Christmas magic. If you ever let your little Believers read along with you, I would advise you to keep this post to yourself.
I know that it's actually Halloween today, but I can't help but think ahead to Christmas. I can't wait for tomorrow so I can finally focus on Christmas because it will be November 1st! That's right, once it's November 1st I say that visions of sugarplums are totally acceptable, and at my house, they are wholeheartedly encouraged. I absolutely ADORE Christmas and everything that goes along with it. I LOVE the music, the decorations, the excitement, the gifts, the shopping, the wrapping paper, the family dinners, and on and on and on...... But, my most favorite part of the Christmas season, is all of its magic.
When my nephew became old enough to believe and anticipate Santa Claus, it gave Zimmerman Family Christmases new life. It had been a while since any of us had believed, and Christmas morning just wasn't what it once was. Evan made the holiday season 1000 times better than I could ever remember it being, and as his enthusiasm grew, so did mine. And mine hasn't stopped, or even slowed, yet! One of the key factors to our Christmas enthusiasm is Bernice. Who is Bernice? you ask. Allow me to explain.
When Evan was five, my sister Jessica and I went shopping in Tuscola and took Evan with us. He was really well behaved for the majority of the day, but around lunch time he started getting impatient and his listening comprehension was a little lower than usual. Jess and I decided we should go eat lunch and let Evan recharge. We headed over to Pizza Hut to score some grub, and Evan was not in the mood to wait. Aside from one woman dining alone, we were the only patrons. Jessica tried to get Evan to sit still and wait patiently, but he just couldn't/didn't want to do it. I eventually intervened.
I leaned in close to Evan and said, "You know, when it gets near Christmas time, Santa disguises his elves as regular people and sends them out to watch the little kids. This way Santa knows if the kids are listening to their parents and being good."
His eyes were large and he was as still as a statue, "Really?" he asked in amazement.
"Really," I responded earnestly. "I think I saw that woman over there has pointy elf ears."
Evan quit moving completely and stared, utterly transfixed, at our fellow diner. "Aunt Dani, are you serious?" he asked again.
"Yes, I'm serious," I told him. Immediately Evan dropped down to his hieny and zipped his lips. He was an absolute dream for the rest of the meal.
After lunch we headed home. We had been in the car for about 15 minutes when Evan asked from the comfort of his car seat, "Aunt Dani, was that lady really an elf?"
I couldn't believe that we were talking about this again. It was just a little story I threw out to get Evan to eat well, and now he was really curious about it. So, I decided to play it up. I LOVE holiday magic, and getting the chance to create some magic for the most important "man" in my life was a dream come true. "Yes, buddy. I know she was an elf," I told him.
"Well, she is going to tell Santa what a good boy I am. I listened to my mom and ate my lunch. I'll be on the nice list," he avowed.
As we drove the rest of the way home, I was thinking about how I would continue to grow this little story line. I finally decided to give Evan a call that night, claiming to be the Elf from Pizza Hut. I was going to tell him I saw him behaving well for his mother and to keep up the good work. I adopted a ridiculous "elf" voice so he wouldn't know it was me, and I named myself Bernice, sister of Bernard Elf from "The Santa Claus."
I called Evan that night, and while I praised him and told him all about Santa's helper elves, I never heard a peep on the other end of the line. When I got ready to tell him good-bye, Evan began rattling off toy requests at warp speed and assuring me that he was an extra good boy. I hung up the phone and was positively beaming. Evan had just had a truly magical Christmas experience, and I knew that his head was absolutely spinning with amazement.
A few days later I decided to take the magic to the next level. All talk around the Thompson household revolved around Bernice the Elf, and while I know that believing isn't seeing for a five year old, I wanted Evan to have solid proof of Bernice's existence. I bought a kid sized Santa hat and a container of silver glitter. I then printed out a list of names, Evan's name, Evan's cousins, friends from daycare, etc, and put two boxes next to each name. One column of boxes were "nice" boxes, while the other column were "naughty" boxes. I checked the "nice" box beside each child's name, and I left Evan's boxes empty. I had all of the supplies needed for a truly magical discovery.
I drove to my sister's house and snuck into the yard. I dropped the Santa hat on the ground and sprinkled the silver glitter all over the hat and around on the ground. I then rolled up the nice/naughty list and put it in the branches of the bushes below the living room window. I ran up the front steps and rang the bell. When I got inside and saw Evan I told him, "You have to come outside! I was just driving by and you will never believe what I saw! Hurry, hurry, hurry, let's go!!!"
Evan pulled on shoes and a coat faster than he ever had in his life. We jumped down the front steps and around to the side of the porch. I pointed at the ground and yelled, "Look!!! Look at that!"
Evan was staring directly at the hat, and barely speaking in more than a whisper, "What is that?" he asked.
I said, "That's a real life Elf hat. I was driving by and saw Bernice outside of your window. When she saw my car, she just disappeared."
Evan crept slowly toward the hat, and very slowly bent down to gently touch the elf hat covered it glitter. "What's this?" he asked in reference to the glitter.
"That's Elf Magic," I told him.
"Oh, wow," he said in his small little five-year-old voice. And oh, so gingerly, he lifted the hat from the ground and placed it on his head. As he did, the glitter fluttered down around his glowing face, and it was a most wonderful sight to behold. I directed his attention to the bushes. He carefully reached into the bushes, and using only his forefinger and thumb, extracted the rolled up list.
"What's this, Dani?" he asked in a still hushed voice.
I took the list from his small hands and unfurled it. "It's a Naughty and Nice list. It has everyone's name with a nice check beside it, but your name doesn't say anything yet."
"I'm good! I'm nice! It should say I'm nice!" he shouted.
I replied, "I know that. I think I just scared Bernice away before she could check the nice box. I'm sure she'll be back, so you had better be a good boy all day every day so she can tell Santa what she saw here."
"I will!" Evan promised and started running back inside to tell him mom and dad what he had found.
For the past four years, Bernice has dutifully served Santa by being the Personal Attending Elf to the Thompson Family. She makes phone calls out of the blue, sends letters as reminders that she is watching, and has even attended school Christmas programs. Her presence is felt by all members of the Thompson family, and is one of my most cherished elements of the holiday season.
This year will be Ian's and Eli's first year with our Personal Attending Elf, Skippy. Skippy was assigned to our family, by Santa himself, last year. Skippy will most likely introduce himself through a letter or phone call very soon, but will become a regular part of our holiday festivities after Thanksgiving. He will watch us as we prepare for the Christmas season, praising us for our kindness and loving gestures and expressing his concern when we forget to use generosity and patience. Skippy will visit us, I'm sure, and leave behind a personal effect to make his existence known to all members of the Anderson Family.
Personal Attending Elves are unique to each family, but each child within the family is watched by the same elf. It takes a lot of time and energy for an elf to keep up with his toy building
and the Nice/Naughty watch. Elves are required to check in several times during the holiday season and each time the elf reports to Santa to tell him what they saw. A Personal Attending Elf adds so much magic to the holidays it is just unbelievable. Christmas is only 53 days away, and if you would like for Santa to assign a P.A.E. to your family, let me know. I've got a guy, and we can make it happen.